How can I think like George Carlin

"Think how stupid the average person is and find out that half of them are stupid."

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Doin 'It Again, Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics (1990)
Context: I know that. Some people don't want you to mention certain things. Some people don't want you to say this, some people don't want you to say that. Some people think if you mention some things they might happen. Some people are really fucking stupid. Did you ever notice that, how many stupid people you run into during the day? Goddamn there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a pad and pencil with you, you'll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day. Think about this; think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.

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“I didn't mean to say that conservatives are generally stupid. I wanted to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I think this is such an obvious and undeniable fact that I hardly think any honorable man will question it. "

- John Stuart Mill former English philosopher and economist and one of the most influential liberal thinkers of the 19th century 1806-1873

In a parliamentary debate with the Conservative John Pakington MP on May 31, 1866

Hansard, vol 183 http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1866/may/31/committee-adjourned-debate#S3V0183P0_18660531_HOC_32, col 1592

Original English: I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it.

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